A little update.

Hey there! Heres some things Im going to gripe about today: teachers, breakups, and how complicated life gets sometimes. Ok first off, my calc teacher has turned out to be a little tricky. On normal days, he seems to be an elderly fellow who teaches math the same way he has for the past millenium. Problem is, on the inside, this diabolical Professor Farnsworth gives really convoluted tests which require lots of preparation. In other news, this breakup has finally reached its one week mark, and although were talking civilly, Im still tempted daily, nightly, and ever so rightly to call her up and get it on, which will inevitably result in a resurrected relationship which I do NOT want. Yes, this is the reason why facebook has an "its complicated" setting. Sometimes I long for the simple days of playing with my friends in the street, but no, instead, I have hard classes, no one to take them with, a VERY awkwardly sexual relationship with my VERY sexual ex, a clear cigarette addiction, a slowly diminishing alcohol addiction, and to top it off, a roommate with a huge emotional imbalance due to medication he does not need, and my parents are visiting tomorrow.

Having a wonderful week,
Johnny Rocketfingers

God I need to stop wearing flip flops in January!

Honestly, I do! Its such a terrible idea! Too bad my feet are getting used to not being felt. Oh well, there are pressing matters at hand. So heres the biggest news. Last friday, girlfriend. Oh yes, the dream is over. All I can think about though, is how hard it must be for her and how guilty I feel about hurting her. Its my first real breakup, so we both took it hard at first. She, by crying and running back home to Tampa, and me, by smoking a pack of cigarettes alone and pushing myself to get drunk at a party i didnt want to go to. Lets not even mention all the sappy love songs on the radio and the relationship related shows on tv.. Needless to say, its been shitty. Luckily, a day or two ago, i helped her out with something along the lines of finding her roommate which made her consider the idea of still being friends. Hopefully thatll work out. I didnt want to breakup at all, but I was forced to since things were getting serious for one of us, and heres a hint: it wasnt me. Lying to her and just agreeing with all the stuff she would say would just not be right, so I broke it off. I would love to see her around in the future, but just not for right now. Im only 19, for fucks sake. These are and will be the best years of my life, and I believe I should spend them working on my career, and not trying to keep my soulmate happy. That career part is hard enough, especially right now. I just really hope I made the right decision.

They say Im too nice for my own good,
Big John Rocket

Apparently its not hard to get to class on time.

So its 10 o clock, and right now im sitting on a bus headed for my two hour block of wildlife issues. Normally there wouldnt be anything odd about that, but in my case, whats special about it is that I actually got up on time. Hopefully this is a recurring occurrence. After all, im not sure my GPA can take another semester where I skip every class before noon. In other news, we just got an N64, which means i get to spend even more of my would-be booze money on a controller and a converter for my computer so I can play Spyro. Look out world, this kids got plans!

Love,
Rocket

Ooh this doesn't look fun!

So heres the situation. Looks like this semester, ill be taking chemistry, calculus 3, wildlife issues, and mans food. Rough, I know, but this is what i have to do to get my GPA back up. Its going to be tough, but if I wanna keep my address here in Gainesvegas, this is the gauntlet I must run.

Love,
Mr. Rocket.

Available in Gainesville by popular demand!

Looks like mr.Rocketfingers is back on the road to Gainesville for yet another semester of hijinks, mischief, love, sex, drugs, rock, roll, and some education here and there. Needless to say, it should be a trip. In the words of Vic Romano, LETS GET IT ON!

Love,
Johnny Rocket

So im trying out a new feature which will allow me to post from my cell
phone.. here goes nothing!